Fiber Deficiency?

"How are you socks supposed to keep your toes warm if they are in your mouth?"

I said that a lot yesterday.

I never used to put socks on him. Didn't see the point in warm muggy weather. But in the last 2 weeks it has been cold, and whenever his clothes don't have feet, I've been pulling on some fuzzy socks.

He's been pulling them off.

He almost seems enraged by them, grunting and yelling until they are off his feet. He pulls them off with his teeth, then he wads them up and puts them in his mouth.

Yum.

This leaves me with a dilemma. Naked toes or wet socks?

Doesn't matter what I decide because as soon as I turn my back, naked toes prevail.